WARNING: I jump fandoms all the time, so watch out. Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron, Nightcrawler and Martian Manhunter are my loves. Don't know who they are, then look them up.
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me
not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity