WARNING: I jump fandoms all the time, so watch out. Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron, Nightcrawler and Martian Manhunter are my loves. Don't know who they are, then look them up.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Andrew Garfield on location for TASM2, May 3.
(Source: andrewgarfld)
to meekly go where other people have already been
shy trek
into darkness (but with a night light)
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me
not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
(Source: franeurysm)
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
“And then there’s this asshole”
(Source: thesnowinthedarkness)
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE
((Stupid question coming from an American, but why don’t the robbers just run?))
(( Because that would be rude.))
(Source: pleatedjeans)
(Source: teeenagekickz)
Things that are portrayed as weak and lame but in reality can probably beat the shit out of you and steal your lunch money then spend it on candy:
- hufflepuffs
- canadians
- women
- homosexuals
(Source: folktier)
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
(Source: xcyst)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
